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Solutions to the Mystery of Missing Chet

Tim Albrecht at the Bean Walker has alerted the State to the fact that Governor Chet Culver is MIA and has been since September 23rd. We are trying to come up with some solutions to the mystery:
 Gov. Chet is in seclusion in the “Joe Biden Male Makeover Suite” at a private Connecticut Hospital.
 Gov. Chet has taken a few staffers and family members on a deluxe but oh-so-vital trip to Copenhagen for a last minute pitch to get the Olympic Games for Des Moines.
 Gov. Chet was asked by two high school students to defend the spending and deficits in his budget. He is resting in a quiet “facility” where he continues to mumble incoherently as he counts on his fingers over and over and over…
 He is in Hollywood, in negotiations for the sale of the film rights to the story of Iowa MovieGate.
 Or… like a growing number of Democrat leaders, he is right there but in disguise in an effort to avoid connection to Barack Obama.
What do you think?