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Bailout Newspapers? They’re trying to save the Wrong Kind of Paper!

September 28, 2009 on 7:38 am | In Uncategorized | No Comments

I understand the EnviroWakos that seem to be running the show have decided that evil Americans should not have soft toilet paper for their American backsides. Simultaneously, The Obama has decided he wants to rescue his good friends, the failed liberal daily newspapers.

Ridiculous. The big shot dailies flounder because they have ceased to market a decent product. Thier “news” is not only completely unreliable but delivered with unsufferable arrogance. They blame the internet- but the high level of myth and misinformation on the net make it very possible for a well-done newspaper with a reputation for integity and reliability to do well.

No, they deserve no bailout! Here’s the plan: let the newsprint relics die and use those trees to produce our toilet paper. Don’t save the paper nobody wants. The only thing that deserves bailing out are American -er-well-butts.- sjm